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(3 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[08 Apr 2005|06:28pm]
IMPORTANT NOTICE


I made a new livejournal. Add it.

zombie_food

(15 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

ACHOO [07 Apr 2005|03:06pm]
The things they don't teach you in drivers ed.

WARNING: Sneezing while driving could prove to be hazardous to your health, and the health of poorly paid landscapers.

(3 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[04 Apr 2005|09:06pm]
DON'T STEAL THE FRUIT IF THE JUICE ISN'T WORTH THE SQUEEZE!

The meaningful life lessons you learn while watching "The girl next door"...

(4 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[02 Apr 2005|02:10pm]
On why today blows:

I got into my car this morning, ready to leave for the SATs, and when I turned the key it went "REEH REEEH REEEE REEEEEEWWW!!!" and died. DIED. Justine, you asshole! You didn't shut my door right, and the floor lights drained my battery. Hahaha. Bad things always happen when I hang out with you before important tests.


I called Cassy, and she dropped me off. Blah blah blah, got to taking the test. So I'm about halfway through my first math section whem my calculator runs out of batteries. I had just changed them last night! Apparently I switched out my old batteries with a pair of even...older ones. Gay.

I'm supposed to be going to the Demetia 13 show at the Bombshelter, but I don't think I can because Sam has my ID. The only other solution would be smuggling me inside in an upright bass case. Or something.


WOE IS ME!


And incase you didn't know, Goober sandwiches are far superior to any other sandwich. Ever.

(Casabonitas?!)

[01 Apr 2005|07:39pm]
SAM HUTCHINS!


Contact me ASAP, I need my ID back!!!!!!


Mondo important.

(8 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[31 Mar 2005|07:49pm]
"I have an itch on my butt. But it's like, in my butt. And I don't really want to touch my butt."

Justine's a fucking scholar. Hahahahaha.

(5 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[31 Mar 2005|04:19pm]
In Atlantic City, if you cross the line, your balls are mine.


Terry Shiavo is dead. Everyone knew it was going to happen, so why are they so outraged?

Hahaha! I love kitties so much.

(7 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[29 Mar 2005|08:42pm]
My downstairs toilet just exploded with shit. It's a frothing poocano.

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE GROSSEST SWIRLY EVER!

(12 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

HA! [27 Mar 2005|10:23pm]
Absolutely glorious.

(27 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[26 Mar 2005|10:05am]
Pinkerton girls are fucking retarded. I hope you overdose on drugs, you turd.


turd

(4 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

Human coffee machine. [25 Mar 2005|09:28pm]
[ mood | What the fudgggge ]

I just pissed coffee. I think that's a good sign I should start drinking a little less of it.

(3 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[24 Mar 2005|12:25pm]
I just slept for a total of 14 hours. I feeeeeel good duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh NUH. Stay home and sleep days are the best.


Does anyone know where I can buy transfer paper (for fabric)? I haven't had much luck in the craft store department.

(17 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[22 Mar 2005|10:48pm]
My flight is officially booked. All there is left to do is count down the days. My heart is exploding kittens and rainbows.


I love life so hard right now.

(6 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[22 Mar 2005|07:19pm]
So full of hate.

Too metal for the likes of you.


By the way. We all love Dee Snider, but this is just redonkulous.

dee


Don't tell anyone, but I have the same tattoo on my ASS.

(11 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[20 Mar 2005|05:36pm]
Serious social clensing. And now.


What I'd really like to do is load the lot of you in a smelly box truck, set it on fire, and roll it off a cliff. When all is said and done, I'll crap on the ashes.


On a lighter note, I can see grass peeking through the snow.

(6 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

Oh, and [17 Mar 2005|04:57pm]
racist

(12 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[14 Mar 2005|12:40pm]
Why do girls hate other girls so much? Does anyone see a lapse in logic here? Misogyny has been brought to a slightly new hypocritical and retarded level.

(8 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[13 Mar 2005|02:01pm]
So, the storm put a damper on my weekend, but it wasn't a total loss. Mary slept over, and we had a good time.

some pictures.Collapse )

(4 mexicans | Casabonitas?!)

[12 Mar 2005|07:18pm]
Information. We want information. You are number two. I am not a number, I am a free man!

DUN NA NA NA NA





Nevermind. No laser tag tonight. :(

(Casabonitas?!)

[12 Mar 2005|10:56am]
Ace Freely would have made a good looking chick.

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